25 Couples With A Risqué “How We Met” Story Reveal How It All Went Down

There's no cute and innocent "how we met stories here" --- These relationships were hot and steamy from the beginning.

A True Gentleman

Was out for my birthday one night, obviously I wanted to get my end away so I went to find a coworker who I knew I could get it on with (had done a few times before) Instead, she introduced me to her friend who almost immediately started kissing me. Not long after that she dragged me to the girls toilet, and long story short, we got kicked out of the club. Walked her home because I’m a “gentleman” then finished what we started in the back of her car. 9 1/2 years later we’re engaged and have a 2 year old son. Also, she hates that story. (Source)

Nice Try, Kid

I actually met my husband at work, but… I had recently dated and broke up with a guy I had been crushing on for years. I decided I was going to have a fling. A one night stand. My boss introduced the new guy to me and said “she will show you everything.” Heck yes, I will! After all, he had a cute butt. He just never went home. We dated for almost 3 years, have been married for 24. Have a 21 year old child too. Still love him and he still has a cute butt. My first and only attempt at a one-night stand. Failed miserably. (Source)

Both Better Off In The End

She called me to let me know my (now-ex) wife was banging her boyfriend. We started dating a few months later, now together over 8 years. (Source)

Swole In Love

She was on the Stair Master at the gym wearing one of those 80s/90s style aerobics leotards. The aerobics machines were all against a long, mirrored wall, facing into a long, narrow room. A row of Nautilus machines occupied the other wall about 10 feet from the aerobics machines. I was using the chest fly machine across from her, looking in the mirror, enjoying the way her glorious gluteus muscles swayed and flexed each step up. I was on my 56th or 57th rep when I looked up at her face and realized she was looking right at me. She knew exactly what I was doing, and she was smiling. My pecs were sore for three days, but we’ve been together for nearly 25 years. (Source)

Thanks Bro!

We had been friends for 7 years, never talked about dating. We go to a bar one day, have a few, and I send my brother a selfie saying, “Hey, remember her?” He responded with, “Bang her.” I try to hide the text but she says “no no what does it say?” I show her the text and she shrugs, “Why not?” That woman is my wife now. (Source)

From Awful To Great

I was dragged out of the house by my buddy to meet up with some girl he liked and her friends. I really didn’t want to go but he kept telling me that it was going to be awkward if he was the only guy there in a group of girls. I went along, we got to the bar, I introduced myself to the group of girls but one of them didn’t stay anything or stand up. She just sat there on this swing (it was an outdoor bar with bench swings). So I immediately thought, “That girl’s so lame.” I end up drinking alone and drunkenly stumbling around the bar until I end up back at that swing. Low and behold, this girl is still sitting there, this time alone. I decide to go see why she has a stick up her butt and plop down next to her on the swing. I then lean over and say “Hi, my name is…. we didn’t get to meet earlier,” in a sarcastic tone. She looks over and mouths something to me. I yell, “WHAT?” to which she mouths the same thing again. So drunk me yells, “We are in a bar, you have to talk louder.” Then the music cuts out for a seconds, she leans in and says, “I can’t talk very loud, I had surgery on my throat for my cancer,” and the only thing I could think to say back was, “OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST BEING A JERK! DO YOU WANT A DRINK?” Later that night I asked for her number in a taco bell. She gave me the wrong number. I ended up seeing her out again a couple weeks later (sober) and slowly started to win her over. 5 years later we are married. (Source)

The Navy

My parents lied to me for years. They told me they met while they were in college. As it turns out, my father was in the navy. Stationed on the west coast. My mother lived in Washington DC. My father was casually hooking up with my mom’s roommate. Dad comes back to see family in Connecticut, takes a ride down to DC to see his lady friend. As it turns out, lady friend had found someone else, and passed my dad off to my mom. Dad gets there, everyone is in a jolly mood, they start partying. It doesn’t end for 2 weeks. They claim “it was the 70’s, we were just having a good time.” 10 days into this party, my mom ended up passing out on a commuter train when she finally had to go back to work. Dad came to pick her up, they went back to the party. Eventually my father goes back to the west coast, my mom comes to visit a few months later. He proposes as my mom gets off the plane. Now I know what you’re thinking. OP, you came along a few months later. Nope. 3 years later. They’ll be celebrating 38 years together next April. (Source)

High School Sweethearts

I met my now-wife at a party at someone’s house in the country where there were several hundred people in attendance, two months before graduation. There were kegs aplenty. My best friend was in the band, and he took my request when I saw someone I wanted to dance with. We took things outside and walked into an unfenced field. We slipped on a grassy hillside and fell down together. Pants came off in no time. She had a very unusual last name and I spent half the remaining night in a drunken haze trying to remember what it was, and the other half trying to find it in a phone book. Oh, btw, the graduation was high school graduation. She was my high school sweetheart. That was almost 43 years ago. (Source)

Happily Married

Bought my first house. I figured I would be single forever. Decided to throw my own house warming party. Friend of a friend invited a good looking lady and introduced us. Fast forward to a few too many drinks, a few flirts, some conversation, and I got lucky. Partied for awhile and I suggested she better just spend the night. Been happily married for 12 years and have two kids. (Source)

Love At First Strip

I met my husband at a strip joint. I was making sure my thigh high fishnets were even before going on stage and caught him staring at me with his mouth hanging open. I laughed and rolled my eyes. He closed his mouth and grinned back. He tipped me a 20 while I was on stage and I sat with him the whole night laughing and talking. He tipped me every time I was on stage but never asked for a dance and I never left his table unless I had to. I only made $120 that night. 20 years and two kids later he passed away right before our 17th anniversary. (Source)

Thanks Creepy Guy!

Met at a party, made out so that some other creepy guy would stop talking to her, exchanged numbers, met for drinks a couple days later, went back to her place. Not only did I get laid that night but I stayed over and we spent most of the next day in bed. We clicked instantly but spent a couple weeks keeping it casual because each of us didn’t want to freak out the other person by jumping into things too quickly. We’ve been together seven years all told, married for the last two. (Source)

From Fooling Around To Marriage

This girl I had met texted me asking if I wanted to come swimming. A bunch of our friends were there, but afterwards only me and my friend and two girls wanted to stay out and drink. We all went back to my friends house and somehow it came up that the girls would kiss if me and my friend did. I gave my buddy a peck on the cheek and the two girls made out. After a few minutes of them fooling around, I grabbed one of the girls clothes and took off out the front door. She chased me and when she went for the clothes I kissed her. We made out and ended up going back inside and spending the night on the couch. Five years later and we’re married and she’s pregnant. (Source)

500 Seconds

My now-wife and I met 7 years ago on OkCupid – that part we tell people. The part we generally leave out (at least with family and coworkers) is that our oh-so-romantic first date was just a casual meet up arranged after less than 10 messages to each other, nothing more and nothing less. I went to her apartment, we were making out 5 minutes later, I saw her topless for the first time 5 minutes after that, and we had banged for the first time 10 minutes after that. We didn’t even exchange last names. After several more similar meet ups, we went on our first “date” to a restaurant a couple of weeks later and actually had a conversation about our lives and jobs and thoughts and stuff. Then I started hanging around her apartment more and more after, walking her dog sometimes, we started watching a couple TV shows together, we started going to more dinner/movie dates together. About maybe five weeks after first meeting she asked me straight-up if we were now boyfriend and girlfriend and I was like “Yeah, I guess so.” Then came the first “I love you”s and meeting her parents and being there for rest other in times of stress and need and moving in together and getting a new place together and sharing finances and getting a cat together and getting married and building a life, etc etc, and now we’re just a happy but standard boring suburban couple who no one would ever assume anything naughty about. But yep, that’s us. (Source)

The Direct Approach

I have a gay friend who met his SO in Miami. He was on the 2nd floor balcony, naked, watching for guys. He caught the attention of a guy waiting for the bus. He was invited up and they did it. The next morning he had to drive him home since he missed his bus. They tell family the met at the grocery store. (Source)

Met At A Club

Recently single and toey as heck. I went to a brothel for a bit of company. Picked a lady and paid for a few hours of her service. During we exchanged numbers and went on a date afterwards, now we’ve been dating 3 years, live together and have a baby. She left her old job about 6 months after we started dating. The story we use is “met at a club” (Source)

Well That Escalated Quickly

We met at a BDSM club. We were briefly introduced and within 5 minutes he had me blindfolded, said nasty things to me, and hit and pinched me until I cried. A lot. We’ve been blissfully married for 15 years now. (Source)

Love At First Bed

We tell people that as soon as we laid eyes on each other, we went looking for a bed together. The truth is I worked at an outdoor ed camp, she came as a chaperone for her niece’s 6th grade class, and their cabin was short a bed so we had to go find a extra one. But, married 25 years now. (Source)

Four Years Strong

Met my boyfriend at the strip club I was working at. It was his birthday and his buddy paid for him to go to the champagne room with me. I didn’t really do extras, but after talking for like three hours I decided I really liked him. We’re still together four years later (Source)

BDSM

Met on OKCupid, neither of us were looking for anything serious, but he had a lot of experience with BDSM and I was very interested in trying it. He offered to be my guide into that world, and be friends with benefits. So I’m all tied up and we’re getting into it, but with usual first time together awkwardness he kept slipping out. I thought it was funny but he started crying. Turns out he’d been abused a lot as a kid and as a teenager and women would hurt him if he failed to perform adequately. I guess I was the first person to really listen and comfort him after something like that. That night he cried in my arms for a few hours, told me a lot about the abuse. We’ve been together since that night, for more than a year now. We became close pretty much instantly. And he definitely has been an excellent teacher in the world oF BDSM 😉 (Source)

Happy Beginning, Sad Ending

Was sitting in a bar at last call getting ready to leave, bar maid says: “Don’t leave yet, I have some acid and I love to get dirty when I trip”. Together for 25 years. She past on last year and I miss her so much. (Source)

Best Decision Ever

Went down to the beach on the 4th of July for some heavy drinking and wiffle ball. A cute blonde girl walked up to me and said, “You look like lieutenant Dan…with legs” and then wondered off. A mutual friend of ours walked up and told me it was her first time doing mushrooms. I decided to take some mushrooms and tracked her down a little later. Best decision I ever made. We’ve been together for nine years now. (Source)

7 Years

I was working as a waitress. For a while I was in an incredibly abusive messed up relationship, and one of the other waitresses, a good friend, would often discuss it with me. Another common worker had overheard some things, and she had misinterpreted it; she thought I was a giant slut who had no problem letting anyone do anything to me. Long story short, she set me up on a blind date with a friend of hers, who just happened to be an awkward 20-something year old virgin. She assumed I’d take his V-card on the first date (I didn’t) and then we’d never see each other again. We’ve now been together for 7 very happy years. (Source)

Second Times The Charm

I met my current girlfriend during university. We were in the same social group and she seemed nice enough, very attractive but probably the kind of girl that was way out of my league. Then one day I went to a ‘massage’ parlor where they put you in a waiting room and line the girls up in front of you. You can probably guess who was in the line-up. I still remember it very clearly – standing there among the other girls clad in only a skimpy bikini and heels, blushing furiously because we clearly recognized each other. Unfortunately at the time I was so surprised that I ended up picking somebody else. It was super awkward meeting up in the social circle after that, until I went back to the parlor and picked her the second time around. And now we’ve been together for around 10 years. (Source)

Bold Move, Cotton

Roamed Tinder for a few hours and decided to try out being a ‘send a surprise junk pic’ guy. Got a positive response from a cute chick and ended up hitting it off really well with her. We’re now engaged after 3 years! She still gets the occasional dirty pic. (Source)

Gross

My girlfriend and I had been dating for a while, but we finally went serious at a Christmas dinner party. I had eaten a pork chop for lunch that had been incubating in my car for 6+ hours. I added some red wine to the mix at the party, then shook it up with my girlfriend for our first night together. The evening finished with me violently blowing purple pork chunks all over her porch. (Source)