There's no cute and innocent "how we met stories here" --- These relationships were hot and steamy from the beginning.
Was out for my birthday one night, obviously I wanted to get my end away so I went to find a coworker who I knew I could get it on with (had done a few times before) Instead, she introduced me to her friend who almost immediately rammed her tongue down my throat. Not long after that she dragged me to the girls toilet, s_cked me off, then I bent her over the toilet before being kicked out of the club. Walked her home because I'm a "gentleman" then banged her in the back of her car. 9 1/2 years later we're engaged and have a 2 year old son. Also, she f_cking hates that story. (Source)