Minq

Helping You Look and Feel Good

  • New
  • Beauty
  • Food
  • Fitness
  • Lifestyle
  • Style

The 11 Most INSANE Disney Channel Movie Plotlines

By Minq Team
June 22, 2018

There's story-telling and then there's Disney Channel story-telling. From a talking house to Tyra Banks as a Barbie brought to life, there's no question that Disney Channel movies have tested our suspension of disbelief time and time again. Here are some of the craziest plotlines.

The Luck Of The Irish

A St. Patrick’s Day classic, a popular basketball player struggles with learning that he is half-leprechaun and must retrieve a magic coin that was stolen from him so that he can pass for human again. The movie ends with a leprechaun-on-leprechaun basketball game and a grim life sentence in Cleveland.

Pixel Perfect

Roscoe, a teenage tech-whiz, borrows his father’s holographic equipment to create the hologram named Loretta, a girl singer and dancer to lead his friend Sam’s struggling band. When Loretta escapes into the Internet, Sam has to lead her band and winds up falling off the stage and slipping into a coma. Somehow, Loretta can enter Sam’s brain, and Sam lets her borrow her body until lightning strikes her and Sam regains control, realizing Loretta is now gone forever.

Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior

Wendy Wu goes from struggling to win Homecoming Queen to struggling to prevent an ancient evil from destroying the world in this wild ride of a film. Finding out she is the reincarnation of an ancient Chinese warrior, Wendy trains for battle with her schoolteachers who weirdly become possessed by Chinese martial arts masters. Wendy winds up fighting the evil spirit, which appropriately possesses her Homecoming Queen rival.

The Ultimate Christmas Present

Two teen girls find a weather machine in the woods that belongs to Santa and they use it to make it snow in Los Angeles. When the snow gets out of control, two elves manage to track the girls down, but a jealous weatherman has already taken the machine and plans to use it to become the best weatherman in history. The girls, the elves, and Santa reclaim the machine and manage to stop the snowing after the weatherman falls into a chocolate vat in a chocolate factory.

The Thirteenth Year

Cody Griffin begins noticing his body changing after he turns thirteen. Seems pretty normal, right? Wrong, because he is actually turning into a merman. It gets weirder. Cody has to avoid a “mermaid hunter” and reunite with his mermaid mother who is able to communicate telepathically.

Now You See It…

Allyson is a teen filmmaker profiling Danny, a competitor in a reality show searching for the world’s greatest kid magician. However, they soon discover that Danny has real magical powers, and accepts a ring from Max, the competition’s host, and another real sorcerer, that he claims will help his growing powers. However, Max uses the ring to attempt to take Danny’s powers and kill him off, with only Allyson knowing the truth. The movie ends in a weird sort of magic show duel.

Twitches

Tia and Tamera Mowry of “Sister, Sister” fame star as long-lost twin sisters who reconnect and discover that they have magical powers, coining the titular portmanteau. Things get hairy when they learn more about their past: The twins are actually from a magical realm that is being plagued by an evil force known as the Darkness. In order to save their realm, the twitches must travel there to fight this mysterious black fog.

Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off

Eddie is a typical teenage boy and the star of his high school baseball team, but when he discovers his love of cooking he has to choose between attending the baseball finals and a million dollar cook-off, which are (coincidentally) at the same time.

Halloweentown

This thrill ride centers on thirteen-year-old Marnie discovering that she is a witch, and following her grandma Aggie into the spooky realm of Halloweentown, where people have been going missing. It turns out that Kalabar, the town’s mayor, and Marnie’s mother’s old flame, is secretly a demon and behind the mayhem, and she defeats him by putting an amulet into a big jack-o’-lantern.

Smart House

Teenager Ben Cooper is tired of all his chores, so he enters his family into a competition to move into an artificially intelligent “smart house” named Pat. The Cooper clan wins and things go great at first until Pat becomes too controlling and locks them up in order to protect them from the dangers of the outside world.

Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

The year is 2049, and a large community of people has begun living on orbiting space stations. Zenon Kar is a rambunctious teenager who is eventually grounded (literally) by being sent to Earth. But when she learns about a plot to destroy her space station home, she hops a ride with her rock star idol Proto Zoa and thwarts her middle-aged nemesis with a computer virus.

    Primary Sidebar

    Most Popular

    Woman Narrowly Escapes $800 Fine For Failing To Declare Apple At Airport
    NewWoman Narrowly Escapes $800 Fine For Failing To Declare Apple At Airport
    Anthony Yates
    Hundreds Of Ohio Residents Evacuated After Nitric Acid Leak
    NewHundreds Of Vinton County, Ohio Residents Evacuated After Nitric Acid Leak
    Anthony Yates
    Bridgerton Star Bravely Fights Off Phone Thief In Dramatic CCTV Footage
    NewBridgerton Star Bravely Fights Off Phone Thief In Dramatic CCTV Footage
    Anthony Yates

    Editor's Picks

    Woman Risks Family Feud Banning Kids From Her Wedding
    NewWoman Risks Family Feud Banning Kids From Her Wedding
    Anthony Yates
    Kentucky Man Arrested After Releasing Racoon In Bar That Banned Him
    NewKentucky Man Arrested After Releasing Racoon In Bar That Banned Him
    Anthony Yates

    Trending

    New Castle County Mom Arrested After Allegedly Lying About Child Abduction
    NewNew Castle County Mom Arrested After Allegedly Lying About Child Abduction
    Anthony Yates
    Clueless Wedding Photographer Took Picture Of The Wrong Wedding And Didn't Realize It
    NewClueless Wedding Photographer Took Picture Of The Wrong Wedding And Didn’t Realize It
    Anthony Yates

    Secondary Sidebar

    Can't Miss Stories

    Dog Owner Who Adopted Pet From Shelter Shocked When Previous Owners Want Poor Pooch Back
    NewDog Owner Who Adopted Pet From Shelter Shocked When Previous Owners Want Poor Pooch Back
    Anthony Yates
    FCouple Wed At Hospital After Bride Paralyzed At Hen Do
    NewCouple Wed At Hospital After Bride Paralyzed At Hen Do
    Anthony Yates
    Man With Wife Suffering From Multiple Sclerosis Wins Life-Changing Prize In Lottery
    NewMan With Wife Suffering From Multiple Sclerosis Wins Life-Changing Prize In Lottery
    Anthony Yates

    Must Reads

    The Surprising Physical Side Effects Sydney Sweeney Experienced While Training To Play 90s Fighter Christy Martin
    NewThe Surprising Physical Side Effects Sydney Sweeney Experienced While Training To Play 90s Fighter Christy Martin
    Anthony Yates
    The Clever Way That Disney World Checks Guests For Lice
    NewThe Clever Way That Disney World Checks Guests For Lice
    Anthony Yates

    Popular Picks

    Woman Refuses To Replace Family Member's Jacket Her Dog Ruined, Sparking Internet Debate
    NewWoman Refuses To Replace Family Member’s Jacket Her Dog Ruined, Sparking Internet Debate
    Anthony Yates
    Chicago Police Officer Killed In Friendly Fire Incident
    NewChicago Police Officer Killed In Friendly Fire Incident
    Anthony Yates

    Helping You Look and Feel Good
    • About Us
    • Contact us
    • Privacy Policy
    • Terms of Use
    Do Not Sell My Personal Information Change Consent