Talk about scandalous! Who knew Middle Schools and High Schools could get so X rated?
Wanna Buy a Watch? Or Something Else?
This one guy got his hands on a bunch of sex toys, and decided to start an underground sex toy ring. He had some guys who would hang around the locker rooms and stairwells and shiftily ask people if they wanted to buy anything, and hand out his wannabe business cards, likely made in the Art Room after hours. A few guys in my gym class took his info, and the guy who handed out the cards explained that he had a bunch of butt plugs and dildos which he’d sell for $10, and some random stuff like handcuffs and vibrators for $15. He said to go to a McDonald’s downtown and look for a guy with a black hoodie, aviators and a big green army duffel bag. To this day, nobody has caught the Mystery McDonald’s Dildo Man. (Source)
Never Date Someone Old Enough to Be Your Parent
Girl in grade 10 started dating another student’s dad, needless to say it made for an interesting dynamic in the classroom. (Source)
Watch What You Say
Two years ago two of the “mentally challenged” students were found having sex behind the gym. Only reason the teachers found out was because she was 17 and he was 13 and he bragged about it a bunch. (Source)
That’s the Hidden Room
The superintendent made a surprise visit and caught two teachers having sex in an empty classroom. (Source)
Cheap Coffee
Some girl gave a guy head for $2.50 to buy an iced coffee (Source)
Well, That Didn’t Turn Out as Expected
Girl in my graduating class was boning the student teacher of one of her classes while she was 17 and he was mid-20s. He got fired. They apparently got married right after she graduated, then got divorced after she graduated college. (Source)
Not What You’d Think to Find on a Computer
I.T. teacher took his computer in for clean up. Sh_t ton of kiddy porn was found on it. Boy that was some fall out (Source)
Knocked Up Another Teacher
High school. Two teachers were married and a third young, pretty teacher came along. The married female teacher was infertile. So the male teacher got the third teacher pregnant, and the female teacher didn’t find out until after the pregnancy was revealed … it got nasty. He and the third teacher would stroll the baby down right past her classroom on a near-daily basis … we all felt for her. (Source)
But It’s A Good Side Business!
Our IT teacher was discovered on Pornhub – needless to say she got fired.. 🙁 (Source)
Only the Good Die Young
College. Professor had an affair with one of his students. He was unstable and the student got scared. She filed a complaint which lead to him being asked to resign. Two days prior to leaving the state for another teaching position.. he tracked her down and shot her 11 times in her backyard. Then offed himself in a nearby hotel. I worked with both of them for a semester as an intern. It was heartbreaking. (Source)
How Is This a Thing?
A girl filmed herself getting eaten out by her dog on her phone, she lent her phone to a friend who then passed the video around a few people. Luckily for her the school found out and managed to delete every copy of the video. Surprisingly this didn’t ruin her life, a couple of days later everyone had basically forgotten aside from a few comments. (Source)
Having Sex in All the Wrong Places
There was this one kid at my school who was pretty good friends with the teachers and was in the ASB and student council and all that jazz, well he ended up getting caught having anal sex with another student on the hood of the teachers new 2012 mustang. (Source)
How Did Someone Find Out About This One?
Several of my teachers (all married) were in some weird love dodecagon and EVERYONE knew. The liazon was even involved (Source)
Maybe They Were Soulmates?
I went to an all boys school, so it was already a zoo of hormones. We had a new teacher start one year, and she was mid 30s, very pretty and easy to get along with, so combine that with the fact all the other teachers were miserable and/or old, students loved her. Her husband taught at the all girls school across the road, and as well as this, she had a son that started at our school when she did (he was about 11 when he started). There were always the usual baseless rumors/fantasies going around that students had a fling with her, and it was always total hearsay and garbage. Until this one rumor started going round that she’d had an affair with a student (he was about 17/18), and it wouldn’t go away. Two months later, she quits, breaks it off with her husband and moves to London to live with the 17 year old student, leaving behind her job, family and her SON who had just started. Not sure what happened to her but the school was extremely prestigious, so word never formally got out, to protect their reputation. Pretty sure it was probably a step too far even for public school boys to bully the son about too, considering it’s a really shitty situation. (Source)
That’s Some Pretty Low Self-Esteem
My 50+ year old history teacher knocked up and MARRIED a 17 year old student of his and the school didn’t do anything about it because she turned 18 while pregnant. That was their actual logic (Source)
First-Hand Knowledge
There was a rumor that the loft storage area above the stage was haunted because a group of teachers came in after hours to pick up a forgotten item and heard a sharp “GET OUT.” They obviously thought it was students playing a prank but they checked every possible hiding place and no students were located. so the teachers assumed they imagined it and left. Rumors spread that either there’s a legit ghost in the auditorium or that, duh, it wasn’t a ghost, and it was much more interesting to say something happened than to assume the teachers imagined a sound in a breezy auditorium. The most popular rumor was that two students were having sex and pretended to be ghosts to scare the teachers away. It was half true. The students were boning in the loft and heard the teachers come in, so they hid under a pile of stage costumes. the “GET OUT” was because he was being a sh_t head and shoved his junk back into her junk while they were covered in nasty stage clothes. Yes they got UTIs. And yes, I was the girl. (Source)
Not the Coach You’re Looking For
At my small christian private school, one of the student’s hooked up with the football coach’s wife. Coach got a DUI and was fired from the school. Shortly after that, the student and the wife had a kid. (Source)
She Used WHAT as a Sex Toy?
We had one girl in our high school, she was 13/14 when these two events happened but if you mention her to anybody aged 18-25 they know who she is. First – She let a dog lick her out on a park bench. It was talked about for months until a girl in my year group video taped herself being fingered on a school laptop and an IT technician found it. Then everyone kind of forgot/treated it as a myth. Second – Big Christmas party at one of the most popular guys house in my year group. His parents were rich as f_ck and lived in the ‘posh’ part of the town so obviously his house was the best place to have a party because it was huge. He invited so many people that it just ended up being a massive stereotypical American party you see in the movies. Everyone was drunk as f_ck. This girl decides she’s in love with the guy who hosted the party and wants to get his attention. So she goes to his Christmas tree, shouts ‘watch this!’, and shoves one of his mum’s expensive as fuck Christmas baubles up her vagina. Silence. The party host just covered his mouth and whispered ‘not the fucking Harrods bauble’. Even more silence. Then the bauble broke. Inside her vagina. It was the best and worst Christmas party I’ve ever been to. None of the staff were ever informed what happened (to our knowledge) but the lad who hosted the party had to put up with everyone asking our form tutors if we could take a school trip to Harrods for months. (Source)
Hypocrites, Anyone?
I went to a Christian college in Alabama for a bit. There were a number of girls who after getting a boyfriend would mysteriously acquire odd cravings and mood swings and might even gain some weight. Taking a couple of weeks off to spend with their families to pray and relax usually resolved the problem, funnily enough. (Source)
Sports Over Education
All boys Christian brothers school. 5 guys from the footy team pack raped an unconscious girl from our sister school, filmed it, brought it to watch in computers class and laugh about. Teachers caught wind of this rape tape doing the rounds, asked if anyone knew anything. Everyone knew who it was, a few people including myself provided names to the principal. Nothing happened. When I followed up the principal goes ‘But they said they didn’t do it’. No shit they said they didn’t do it. This was 12 years ago, in Australia. Same bunch of guys got drunk with the male teachers on a footy trip, stole memorabilia from hosts houses… It was a whole of school culture that I was part of so thought it was normal at the time. The rape was of a more promiscuous girl who didn’t kick up much of a fuss so no-one really thought much of it. Now that I think about it, the worst thing the meats (jocks) did was find the dating profile of an older lady teacher, arranged to meet up with her, then just laughed at her when she turned up. She was very unattractive and I’m guessing lonely, but nice. Those guys were, and still are, pieces of sh_t. (Source)
That’s Not Part of Initiation
Large high school in low-income Los Angeles metropolitan area, lots of gang members/activity. Dude affiliated with the Crips got caught sucking a d_ck in the bathroom. (Source)
You Get Free Stuff If You’re Naked
On a band trip to the Bahamas (our band went on extravagant trips), a girl got told by the operators of a Parasailing boat that they’d let her go for free if she did it naked. So she did. She was 15. That was a whole world of sh_t. (Source)
No Loyalty in the End
Youngish unattractive music teacher slept with a minor. His wife was extremely ill and apparently on her death bed. He had convinced the minor that they’d get married when she died. (Source)
That’s Quite a Big Racket You Have There
Not my school but the neighboring one, a boy was caught selling sexual favors to other boys for like 15 dollars in the toilet. Parents started coming to the school because their children were saying that they need more money for food everyday because it got more expensive. The kids were lying of course, and this got both the parents and teachers worried because they thought kids might be taking drugs. This led to an investigation by both parties, the kids confessed that they were in fact spending it on blowjobs and ass. They were middle schoolers. (Source)