You could party non-stop during your college days. Now that you're in your late 20s, though, it's a different story.
The way you walk into the bar.

The amount of thought you put into your outfits.

The amount of craziness that goes down while pre-gaming.

The drinks have drastically changed.

You absolutely can’t deal with bar bathrooms now.

You don’t have FOMO anymore.

Your flirting game is way off.

You try to find the least crowded bar.

You don’t do anything wild or crazy.

You’re always aware of the time.

Doing Jäger shots sounds like your worst nightmare.

You actually offer to buy rounds now.

Your general outlook on the night is very different.

Food is more important than ever now.

The hangovers are ten times worse.
