Who has the best eyeshadow under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants, of course!
Last week, online fashion and beauty source Allure leaked a sneak peek of the Nickelodeon cartoon star’s new makeup and skincare line — and it’s now officially on the market.
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Are you ready, kids, for this super, special, (secret) collection? Let’s break it down:
First, and the main focus of Allure’s article, is the “Bikini Bottom” Spongebob 15-color eyeshadow palette, with bright and witty shade names to make even the newest of Spongebob fans crack a smile.
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Just use your golden “Imagination”, make a big, pink “Wumbo” deal of it, but don’t be a flaming “Penny Pincher”. You get the gist. If you want to know my opinion of it? I’m practically a pink, sparkly “Jumping Jellyfish” over these bubbly colors.
Next up is a “Jellyfish Lipgloss Trio” — a fragrance-free feature made with coconut oil and shea butter. Shades include a classic pink “Sea Star Gazer”, a golden “Feeling Fineapple”, and, my personal favorite, Spongebob’s very own iconic “Coral Blue”.
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If you want skin as glowing as the Flying Dutchman’s aura, there’s also natural red algae “Best Friends” face masks with print-outs of Spongebob and Patrick’s faces. While these slightly creepy masks are somewhat of an enigma to me, at least they’ll make your skin as soft as Sandy Cheeks.
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Speaking of cheeks, the “Limited Edition Collector’s Box” also includes a “Sandy Cheeks blush bronzer” to make your face look as sun-kissed as a well-tanned Patrick.
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Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs? Are you excited to look like a “pretty girl” (or boy)? Don’t be a barnacle and swim on over to HipDot and order your very own set while it’s still available! Want an extra incentive? All of the makeup is cruelty-free and vegan — perfectly respectful of all life above and under the sea.
Does it sound like a lot of “hoopla” to make over a makeup set? Or are you practically singing “I’m ready” to make everyday look like your best day ever? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!