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This Is What The Disney Princesses Would Look Like With Realistic Makeup

By Anna Callahan
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Who didn't love the Disney princesses when they were younger? But as we grow up and mature we start to realize that our beloved Disney princesses gave us unrealistic expectations of quite a few things. You can't marry someone after knowing them for one day. Ariel's tiny waist is physically impossible. No matter how many expensive products you use your hair will never obtain the same amount of flawless volume as Jasmine's. Buzzfeed has pointed out another unrealistic expectation set by some of the Disney princesses, their makeup.

Sleeping Beauty

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In the original fairy tale, Princess Aurora was asleep for 100 years. In the Disney version, it was probably only a few days, yet she somehow woke up with flawless makeup.

Sleeping Beauty

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After sleeping for that long, Aurora would wake up with mad raccoon eyes and clumpy mascara. Don't forget the dried drool around her mouth!

The Little Mermaid

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Ariel lives in the water yet somehow manages to always have flawless hair AND makeup. Nope, we're not buying it!

The Little Mermaid

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Sorry Ariel, not even the most expensive mascara is THAT waterproof!

Aladdin

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Aladdin takes Jasmine on a magical carpet ride. When you're flying around the world, we can only imagine all the wind.

Aladdin

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Let's be real, the wind/watery eyes combo would have done a number on Jasmine's perfect cat eye makeup. Hello smudges. We aren't even going to start with the hair.

Mulan

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Mulan's ability to remove her makeup with a swipe of her sleeve has sent many girls to Sephora, testing out every makeup remover trying to find her secret product.

Mulan

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But Sephora does not have that product…because it does not exist! Two swipes of her sleeve would just smudge her makeup. Not cute.

Beauty And The Beast

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Once the Beast transforms into his human form, the couple engages in an emotional embrace/make out sesh.

Beauty And The Beast

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Come on! Belle's pink lip gloss would definitely be smeared all over both of their mouths. It's a small price to pay for true love.

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