Have you ever wandered around a museum wondering why every statue you see is
She would never seriously support such a large corporation.
Only hipsters pay a lot of money for gross old T-shirts.
And not just because he was hungover from that secret concert last night.
Is it even cool now?
Hipsters love music festivals, even though everyone else does too.
The lace makes it hipster, duh.
He just can't get it off his mind.
You saw it here first.
But he'll only go to a studio that is hipster-approved.
Because wearing shoes is a social construct.
Because that's just what hipsters do.
The hipster's only forms of transportation: bike, unicycle or long board.
The wings mean something, but we wouldn't understand.
It was $4 and he'll wear it until it literally falls apart.
He just can't even right now.
All the way back in 300 B.C.
Because you have to be a hipster to have a pet goat.