The basic girl uniform is something that everyone has seen. Girls from the age of 12 and up take on this uniform because it makes them easier to spot in crowds, and it shows that they have not quite reached adulthood yet.
Every basic girl has a pair of Uggs that she will wear with anything. Also, she is not afraid to wear Uggs that have large furry balls hanging from them. It is as if she's wearing a cat toy and boots at the same time.
Every basic girl has a North Face jacket she wears with everything. She could wear it on prom night and it would somehow look right. The jacket does not keep her warm so much as it shows the North Face logo, and that logo is worth its weight gold.
Every basic girl then must have the puffy vest. She can wear the puffy vest with workout pants anywhere in town. However, she often prefers to take it to Starbucks.
When she goes to Starbucks in her puffy vest, she make sure to take a selfie of her and her coffee. A cup from Starbucks is the quintessential basic girl accessory that just brings her whole outfit together. No other type of coffee will do!
Michael Kors is a brilliant designer, but his watches have become basic girl staples. You can see the M on the watch from a mile away, and she wears it over her sleeve so everyone can see it.
If it warms up she'll wear the Tory Burch flats because they are required. They make her feel like she is teaching class that day.
The colorful gym shoes are just a way to remind people that she works out. And why not blind everyone with bright colors while doing it?
The Lululemon workout gear is required in case people do not notice the gym shoes. Even if the basic girl isn't heading to the gym, she'll still wear her Lululemons out and about.
For some reason, every basic girl's favorite pattern is chevron. These zig-zag lines cover everything from their phones and laptops to their clothes and accessories.
Everyone knows the initials of a basic girl because she has them stamped on everything she owns. A lot of times, they'll even get chevron monograms!
Every basic girl wears heels at inappropriate times in a vague attempt to be sexy. She does not realize there is a time and place for heels when she wears them with her tights and workout top.
The only sunglasses that basic girls wear are Raybans because they think it makes them look cool. They pair them with everything from homecoming dresses to workout clothes for the vintage pilot look.
A basic girl cannot stand being seen with an outdated iPhone. They somehow manage to always get their perfectly manicured hands on the newest version as soon as it hits the stores.
"Mean Girls" is like the basic girl bible. You can easily spot a basic girl because she will probably be sporting an "On Wednesdays we wear pink" shirt or a "You go Glen Coco" phone case.
How many girls dressed up as scantily clad minions did you see this Halloween? Yeah, they basic.