Bridezillas are unfortunately not uncommon phenomena. However, this one might take the cake for one of the most ridiculous. Someone on Reddit shared a Facebook post from a bridezilla detailing the dress code she expects her guests to follow. Suits, ties, no one wears white besides the bride, right? Wrong. This dress code is wildly specific and, to make matters worse, categorized by weight!
The bride-to-be’s insane dress code includes demands for expensive Burberry scarves and Louboutin heels. Women under 160 pounds must wear a green sweater and orange pants while women over 160 pounds should wear all black. Men under 200 pounds have to wear purple while those over 200 need to wear camouflage. Children must wear red and definitely not “blood orange”. She also reminds everyone they must spend at least $1,000 on their looks for the wedding! All of this is very important because it will make their choreographed dance look that much better!
As if the dress code post wasn’t enough, the bride found out that someone shared her dress code on the internet and she had a very interesting response!
Her response begins with her explaining how upset she is that someone shared her dress code online and made fun of her. That part may be fair enough. But, it only goes off the rails from there. Since she doesn’t know who shared the dress code, she goes on to invite all of her wedding invitees to a “polygraph party” where they will all be subjected to a lie detector test in order to find out who the “snitch” is. She also offers alternative options for those not thrilled with the dress code saying they can work the wedding or just donate to the honeymoon fund.
Finally, she shares the much-needed explanation behind the dress code itself. Too bad it doesn’t really clear things up too much. As a spiritual healer, every aspect of the dress code has a deeper meaning. For example, the black and camouflage that the guests in the higher weight class must wear is representative of the devil. Meanwhile, the expensive clothes represent the wealth the couple hopes to amass.
We’re not sure if her spiritual dress code is going to bring wealth into her life. But one thing is for sure, it will definitely lose her a few friends. Is this bride-to-be totally out of her mind? Is anyone going to show up to this wedding? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!