For ages your butt has been tortured by the myriad of atrocious underwear styles that have been provided for you, but no more! If you're not already doing so, here are 13 reasons why you should make the switch and rock those old-school granny panties.
Granny panties aren’t just for granny anymore.
Granny panties are coming back in a big way. Millennial and Generation Y consumers are wearing granny panties in increasing numbers, and the trend doesn't seem to be slowing down anytime soon.
The only person you need to impress is yourself.
Most of the time, you're the only person who knows what kind of underwear you're wearing anyway. Why would you choose to wear something as asinine as a thong?
They’re super comfy.
Duh! Just ask yourself, would you rather have your underwear covering your butt in a soft cotton hug, or riding high causing perpetual irritation all day long? If you don't know the answer to that, maybe you've never even TRIED granny panties.
And comfort means confidence.
The more comfortable you are, the more confident you will feel about yourself. As you begin to feel more confident, who knows what you might accomplish!
They work for your figure.
Granny panties create smoother lines around your midriff and can help keep your tummy in check. Thongs just strangle your waist, leaving uncomfortable lines.
They’re sexy for all occasions.
There's such an unnecessary stigma about wearing granny panties for date nights or other special occasions. The truth is, you CAN look sexy wearing granny panties. Remember, it's not so much about the panties as it is the person wearing them.
You don’t care what people think.
Wear what makes you happy and what makes you comfortable. Since when do you care what someone else has to say about your happiness?
No more wedgies!
Seriously, who thought butt-floss was a good idea in the first place?
They totally work with your favorite dress.
No more rouge gusts of wind catching you off guard. Wear that dress without fear from now on (and give it a twirl every now and again)!
They keep the mystery alive
Keep your significant other guessing by forcing them to use their imagination a little. You might be surprised by how much their perception of you improves.
A panty line isn’t a big deal.
Yeah everyone wears underwear (mostly anyway). Get over it. So what if people can see your panty line? If it makes you that uncomfortable, you can always invest in some seamless panties as well.
They stay where you want them to be.
Granny panties don't slip nearly as much as other types of underwear. Nothing is more unattractive than a woman who is constantly adjusting her undergarments.
There’s more variety available.
As the popularity of granny panties increases, so does the amount of available options for you to wear. That way you can be sure to sport a pair that fit your style.