Let's be honest, being a mom is hard work. From getting the kids ready in the morning to tucking them in at night, there's always something that needs to be done. We've all done certain things and thought certain things that we would hate to admit, but just know that you are not alone These 17 confessions are so true, they will have you laughing out loud and nodding your head in agreement.
“I’m not wearing an oversized hoodie to pick up my kids because I’m cold. It was clearly a “no bra” day.”
“The only reason I have a gym membership is for the free daycare. I really just spend my time reading magazines in the locker room or in the sauna.”
“If I even touch our makeup bag, it means I’m going somewhere other than Target and baseball practice.”
“My wardrobe consists of yoga pants and t-shirts because they’re comfortable, not because it’s laundry day.”
“I rock maternity jeans, even though I haven’t been pregnant in years.”
“I’m lucky if I even brush my hair.”
“The laundry basket is never empty, ever. In fact, it’s always as tall as a mountain.”
“I’ve gone kid deaf. I hear it all day, every day. I’m used to the obnoxious screams.”
“I hate reading bed time stories. Sometimes, it’s easier to let them fall asleep to the TV.”
“Hidden in the back of the pantry is my secret stash of candy, that not even my husband knows about.”
“Then, I throw the wrappers behind the couch and blame it on the kids when my husband finds them.”
“Coffee is my lifeline. In fact, I don’t know how people survive without it.”
“My diet consists of chicken nuggets and macaroni and cheese. Because that stuff is way better than a stupid salad!”
“I always forget to brush my kids’ teeth. It sure is a good thing they’ll eventually fall out.”
“Time outs aren’t for my kids to learn a lesson, they are for me to catch up on a show I missed.”
“I clock out of motherhood at 8 p.m. even if my kids aren’t in bed. I’m already down in the basement watching “Bad Girls Club” and drinking a bottle of wine.”
“Most days I feel like I have no idea what I’m doing. People think I have it all together but I definitely don’t.”