First dates always seem to be a little awkward, a little terrifying and a whole lot of second guessing. But they can also lead to something magical...occasionally. Other times they just turn out horribly. We asked our readers to share their first date horror stories and these 15 stories are pretty bad.
A Guy Who Has No Future With You
"My first experience with dating after a horrible divorce involved a fantastic scene 15 minutes in, when my date sees a family seated at a table near us and says, 'Gross. I hate kids. Kids suck.' I have three children…" [via Erin W.]
A Creepy Stalker
"Wasn't necessarily a date, which was bad on its own, but the fact that she hung out in my parking lot for two hours after she dropped me off 'in case I changed my mind about doing something after dinner.'" [via Matchotamium]
Run, Run As Fast As You Can
"Actually it was a second date, told me he was a sociopath. First date he made a joke about suicide after I told him about a family death. There will be no third date." [via Susan R.]
A Rude Encounter
He was more than three hours late and as soon as he arrived he tried to tell me to leave the venue I'd already paid in to so we could go where he wanted, tried to start a fight with a friend I ran into and called my aunt a "cock blocking b****." [via IJustStoppedByToSay]
A Bad, Bad Prank
A guy, after showing up with his friend, tried kissing me with a mouthful of sauce. On the way home he drove his car into the woods "to see how scared I got," and didn't see why it wasn't funny to make me think I was going to get murdered. [via Debay M.]
Short Term Commitment
"Guy told me he just recently got out of a long term relationship so he wasn't looking for commitment, but asked if he could be my "maintenance man" as he stroked his penis through his jeans." [via Lil_Bear]
An Unexpected Surprise
"I showed him a picture of my dog on my phone; he took out his phone and showed me a picture of his penis." [via notorepublic]
A Note Taking Fool
He seems nice, but never stops talking. After asking him if he wants to hear what I have to say, he grabs a pen and paper and jots notes. I finally ask what he's doing and he says he's writing down things he wants to tell me when it's his turn to talk again. [via Breakfast27]
An Unwanted Favor
I offered to help pay for dinner and the movie, but he insisted he'll cover it all. At the end of the night, he asked for a BJ saying he took me to dinner and a movie so it was the least I could do. [via rlw0312]
The Cause Of A Broken Family
"His boyfriend called him and later came over to join us at dinner. He accused me of breaking up family and did not accuse his boyfriend that asked me on the date." [via Marilyn W.]
A Laughable Memory
I went on a blind date to see a rock n' roll show and he was dressed in a suit. After the show and dinner we went to his place for a drink and when I came out of the bathroom he was stark naked with a raging boner! I pointed, laughed and got my coat to leave. [Dawn G.]
Young And In Love?
"'I'm fifteen and desperate for an epic love story'…he goes on, 'I know this seems soon, but I think you might be my soulmate. I can't wait until the date we can get married and have babies.'" [via DFTBAwesome]
An Underage Romance
Met a girl at a bar and agreed to meet again. Went to her house to pick her up and her dad comes to the door angry and screams, "the f*** you want with my 17 year old daughter?"
A Girl Who Isn’t Afraid To Dump
"About 10 minutes from picking a girl up she asked me to pull to the side of the road to take a shit and then proceeds to shit in front of my car." [via ULiKaDaJuice]
Dating Satan
"The girl started lighting matches, would put them out with her fingers, then eat the burnt matchstick head." [via SCVanguard]