All you need is a loose-fitting blouse, a needle and thread, scissors, and a button. First, cut down the middle of your blouse, starting at the top and going as far down as you like. Next, fold each side of the cut under and sew into place. This will make the slit more noticeable and stop the fabric from fraying. Lastly, add a button and loop at the top of blouse to keep the two sides together.
Now rock your new blouse with pride and prepare for all the compliments you are about to receive!