Have you ever wandered around a museum wondering why every statue you see is
This girl is wearing Nike ironically.
She would never seriously support such a large corporation.
This guy paid $80 for a ripped t-shirt.
Only hipsters pay a lot of money for gross old T-shirts.
This hipster wore sunglasses inside first.
And not just because he was hungover from that secret concert last night.
This girl played the tambourine before it was cool.
Is it even cool now?
This guy is wearing a flower crown for Coachella.
Hipsters love music festivals, even though everyone else does too.
This girl is wearing a hipster bra.
The lace makes it hipster, duh.
He’s thinking about how corporate America is destroying us.
He just can't get it off his mind.
This hipster is going to make that hat cool.
You saw it here first.
This guy is doing yoga to balance his chakras.
But he'll only go to a studio that is hipster-approved.
This hipster is way too cool for shoes.
Because wearing shoes is a social construct.
This guy is in complete denial of his hipster-ness.
Because that's just what hipsters do.
This guy is sad because his bike broke yesterday.
The hipster's only forms of transportation: bike, unicycle or long board.
This guy can’t be bothered to explain his hat.
The wings mean something, but we wouldn't understand.
This hipster got his jacket at a thrift shop.
It was $4 and he'll wear it until it literally falls apart.
This guy can’t be bothered with the peasants in the museum.
He just can't even right now.
This guy had an afro before it was cool.
All the way back in 300 B.C.
This hipster brought his pet goat out to play.
Because you have to be a hipster to have a pet goat.