As a couple surely you and your significant other have some weird quirks...but, we're almost positive they aren't as unusual as these...
Let Me See That Booty Work
“My SO will come out of the shower with his music playing some times. I’ll just be sitting in a chair or laying bed and he will start dancing and then rip his towel off and shake his d— in my face. When I try to touch him or push him away he slaps my hand and goes “don’t touch the stripper” I have to endure this for about 2 songs.”
“He has no sense of his own digestive system. We’ll be midway into a conversation when he suddenly gets up and runs to the bathroom. This happened maybe 2 minutes ago. It’s like pooping is a new experience for him every time.”
Her Own Comedian
“She laughs when she farts in the bathroom.
I’ll be doing something else in the apartment and I’ll just hear
POOT “HEE HEE HEE HEEE”
A Perfect Match
“My SO’s balls are always hot. He gets so hot at times that he has to sit on ice packs to try and cool off. As long as I can remember my feet have always been ice cold. One night he was icing his balls while he had my toes tucked under his butt. He got a brilliant idea, he grabbed my feet and stuck them under his sack! What came next was the most satisfying feeling in the world for the both of us. Now this happens on a regular basis. We are a perfect match.”
“She likes to pop my black heads with great vigor.”
A Selfie A Day
“Early in my relationship with my current girlfriend, we went out to eat with one of her friends once and she wasn’t feeling good and embarrassingly ran to the bathroom. She sent me a snapchat of her sitting on the toilet with the monkey covering its face emoji saying she was embarrassed.
I laughed so hard and reassured her that everybody poops.
Since then, I make an effort to take a selfie whenever I poop to make her feel better. I don’t think she understands that’s why I do it and she probably thinks I’m doing it to make fun of her, but she started recently sending me back poop selfies so that’s kinda cute.
Yeah we’re weird”
A Game Of Cat And Mouse
“He likes to slurp my skin. I am never safe. Cuddling in bed? My face gets licked. Squirm away? Arm is getting licked. Is he snuggling me to be cute or to slurp my face? It’s to slurp my face. It’s gotten to the disgusting point where both of us just leave our tongues on each other. We’re gross. I love him.”
What Dreams Are Made Of
“She is always the little spoon and farts on my thighs. She giggles in her sleep when she does do it and pulls herself in closer to me.”
A Sleep Talker
“If my husband has stayed up super late (which happens a lot since we’re both DJs) and I wake up first, I can usually get him to say nonsensical things in his sleep. He’s said things like “I don’t need a time compass” “where’s the cheese” and “don’t touch me, my wife’s gonna kill you.” I just got home from an out of town gig and found him sleeping from his gig the night before. He just said “It’s OK, I’m here, but I need the waffles.” Came back in the bedroom and asked him why he needed waffles and he said “the spaceship needs waffles.”
“For nearly a year, during any idle moment alone together she would sing Jingle Bells.”
“When my wife is bored she does this thing where she makes a tiny pool of spit in her tongue then curls her tongue and somehow it makes a bubble. Then she gently blows and this dainty little spit bubble flutters through the air and lands somewhere and pops. She’ll watch it closely but with a bored look on her face. I think she’s aiming at things.
She’s tried to teach our niece but the poor girl just dribbled big globs of spit down her chin.”
A Man Child
“Tells me “I have to fart” before he does it, as if he’s asking for permission, so I tell him to go ahead. He then proceeds to make the tiniest fart sound I’ve ever heard and erupts into a fit of giggles I didn’t know a 22-year-old man could make.”
A Cheap Pedicure
“I personally bite my gf’s toenails in an attempt to pedicure her feet. She is okay with this.. Am I weird ?”
“He likes to fix my makeup for me. For example, he wipes away mascara flakes on my cheek but he always just smears it, says “oh no” and leaves me to deal with it anyway. So adorable and frustrating at the same time.”
A Love Language
“Alright, this is in the unusual category. My husband is Japanese and his second language is English. He makes mistakes all the time and usually I try to help him with those. But there is one I’ll never fix because I love it.
If I’m visibly upset or sad, he asks “What happened to you?” rather than “What’s wrong?” It makes me feel so much better, as if the problem is outside myself/not my fault/out of my control and not something WRONG with me. It’s just a little thing but man, I love it. I hope he never learns the usual way to say it.”
A Snotty Problem
“When he’s sick, he has a “snot towel”. instead of using tissues or anything to blow his nose, he just uses a towel until its covered in snot.”
A Punch To The Face
“My girlfriend slaps me. In the face. A lot. But strangely I really like it.
She always asks permission, and never does it out of any emotion related to anger. And she kisses me on the cheek after a good one. But she always has an urge to slap me, and for some reason I’ve always weirdly enjoyed being slapped/punched in the head/face (as long as the eyes, nose, or ears aren’t being hit). So it works out, I guess.”
A Wandering Hand
“My SO’s left hand wanders all over the place in his sleep. His wrist hangs limp so he’s not really reaching for anything, his arm just compulsively moves around. We’ve lived together for over a year, this literally happens every night. At first I thought he was possessed but now it’s just hilarious.
And yes he is really asleep, no he is not trying to touch me or himself.”
Cutting Through The Rubbish
“She saws my butt crack.
What I mean is, if we’re horseplaying, she’ll sit on top of me while I’m on my stomach and run her hand between my buttcrack and make “shush swush shush swush” noises like she’s sawing a tree.
I hate it but I love it.”
Poopy Poopy Princess
“At first, I tried to be one of those “girls don’t poop!” people, but one time I REALLY had to go and it was no secret what I was doing in the bathroom, so my SO barges in while I’m mid push and says “I have to kiss my poopy princess!” and softly kisses my forehead.
I was SO embarrassed but now it’s a poopy tradition.”
“My boyfriend has a wax factory in his ears. I enjoy nothing more than cleaning them. That’s not the draw, though. The face he makes is like he just saw a mountain of gifts on Christmas day. Sometimes, he’ll just get the light, tweezers and mirror and come lay on my lap. He enjoys seeing the animals I pull out.”
One Kind Soul
“My girlfriend waves to all the cars and says thank you when she’s crossing the street on a non-intersection. I think it’s odd, because I’ve never seen anyone else do that, but I think it’s endearing and it’s one of her many traits that make her a really good and happy person.”
“Where to begin. My SO and I…
Shower together everyday. She gets out and takes a poop midway through, like clockwork. Then jumps back in. Being more practical (as well as a heavy smoker and coffee drinker) poop right after she gets in the shower before me. This way we both get equal time under the warm water and everyone’s butt is clean.
Drags me into the bathroom while she poops after work to chat, but only if she’s had sushi or Mexican, so I can “experience” her day.
Wakes me up in the middle of the night when she has really good farts coming (I get up at 4 AM, she gets up at 7:30) and wants me to witness them.
Pauses shows or movies if she has a loud fart coming.”