Whether it's ridiculously awful puns or names that just make you shake your head, the nail polish namers of these brands needs to seriously step up their game. How would you like to be asked, "Ooo what color is that?" and you reply with "Starter Wife"? Wait until you see some of the rest of these awfully named polishes!
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Shattered Souls
Although gold is a pretty color, we’re not sure the name “Shattered Souls” was a good fit.
Ladies And Magenta-men
What do you know, the color is magenta!
It’s Raining Men
Okay this is kind of cute, but how does the color red relate to The Weather Girls or men?
I Have A Herring Problem
What??? Thanks for letting us know.
I Eat Mainely Lobster
Teal The Cows Come Home
How does the pretty teal color relate to cows?
Not Just A Pretty Face
Thanks for clarifying. No one is just a pretty face.
A Good Man-darin Is Hard To Find
We see what you did there, but please stop.
Starter Wife
No words.
Swagger Like Us
No one on the corner has swagger like us, swagger like us. Cute color though!
Unicorn Puke
Pretty color, super weird name.
So Many Clowns…So Little Time.
Um, what?! How is a nude polish clownish at all?
Shake Your $$ Maker
Don’t Pretzel My Buttons
What does that even mean?! That’s not the color of pretzels.
Today I Accomplished Zero
Uh-oh Roll Down The Window
Gross.
Yo Soy
“Yo soy” means “I am” in Spanish. I am Wet N’ Wild. Well, alright then.
Kiss My A’s
Turquoise And Caicos
Essie tried to play off of Turks and Caicos Islands. At least they tried.