18 Most Ridiculous Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Ugly sweaters are a quintessential part of Christmas. Many people will attend an ugly Christmas sweater party this season, and that could mean anything from iron-on reindeer to bulky, knitted Santas. These crazy ugly sweaters would be the ones that everyone would be gawking at during these parties.

Big ‘Ole Reindeer

Ever wanted to reenact that famous scene from the movie “Alien” where the creature pops out of that guy’s chest? Only with a decapitated reindeer sock puppet head of course to add a little more festive flare. Then this ugly Christmas sweater is perfect for you.

Sexy Santa?

Christmas sweaters not erotic enough for your taste? Not anymore with this sexy Santa on your lapel. He’s making a list, and checking it twice, and it’s no surprise this ugly sweater made the naughty list.

Madonna Does Christmas

If Madonna was ever embodied in an ugly sweater, this would be the one. The spiral cone bustier adorned with pom pom balls and classy red fringe will make you want to strike a pose as you get into the Christmas groove. Just be careful not to poke anyone’s eye out and wear responsibly.

Jingle Bells

This ugly Christmas sweater is reminiscent of a tacky high school marching band uniform with gold drop beaded shoulders, pom poms, and gingerbread men in all the wrong places. All this ugly Christmas sweater is missing is a feather plume hat, cape, and clarinet and you’ll be ready to march the half-time show.

NOPE

Prefer a simpler design to your ugly Christmas sweater? Maybe you’ll enjoy this nightmare before Christmas, roadkill flattened Santa sweater. This sweater is the stuff that Tim Burton’s dreams are made of.

Be A Tree

They told him he could be anything, so he became a Christmas tree. Now you can too with this ugly Christmas sweater and matching tree topper hat. Whether you prefer a star or an angel atop your tree, make the tree in Rockefeller center green with envy.

Macrame I?

Who ever said macrame was out of style will feel foolish after seeing this Christmas sweater. This charming man’s macrame ugly Christmas sweater is bringing the 70’s back and features your choice of poinsettia patches or pom poms. The hanging Christmas tree tassel will cover you modestly as you charm the pants off your grandma’s friends.

Candy Cane Family

What better way to celebrate Christmas with your family than with matching giant candy cane sweaters that resemble the Ebola virus. Even your teddy bear can be a part of this ugly Christmas sweater line up. Quarantine not required.

Fringe Benefits

Nothing says Christmas quite like pink fringe on a sky blue sweater. This ugly Christmas sweater features not 1, but 3 Santas! Making you question everything you thought you knew about Christmas and begs to question, “How can this be?”

Tinsel Man

Ladies, you know you have met “the one” when his ugly Christmas sweater surpasses that of your own in ridiculous extravagance. Poinsettia embellishments and gold pears take this ugly sweater up a notch. However, the icing on the cake are the garland curtain sleeves.

Tickled Pink

Straight out of Liberace’s closet, this hot pink ugly Christmas sweater is bedazzled with hundreds of sequins. And what Christmas sweater is complete without two giant embroidered nut crackers. The Christmas ornament sleeves complete this flashy ensemble.

Believe!

You can not go wrong with this simple “Believe” Santa sweater featuring two types of fringe. This sweater features a tiny googly eyed Santa wearing a Dr. Seuss hat. You can’t go wrong with this ugly Christmas sweater.

Stretched Out Santa

This ugly Christmas sweater features an impressionistic rendition of Santa. With his blue cross-eyes and pink cat nose, this Christmas sweater is a work of art. If you have ever wondered what Santa looks like as a cross-eyed cat man hybrid, this sweater is the one for you.

Meowy Catmas

Fringe is a very popular addition to any ugly Christmas sweater and this one does not disappoint. The metallic gold cheetahs with Santa hats give this sweater an African safari feel. And the studded cuffs are very hardcore rock n roll.

X-mas Rave

Be the life of the party in this disco inspired turtle neck Christmas sweater. Rainbow LED lights make this ugly Christmas sweater a rave on the go. Batteries not included.

Angelic

When designing your very own ugly Christmas sweater, if all else fails, attach a few iconic Christmas figures to your breasts. In this case, the designer chose to go with the iconic Christmas angels, giving this sweater a gentlemen’s club, tassel attire motif. You may even pick up some extra Christmas cash as a result.

Accessorize

Accessories can really elevate an ugly Christmas sweater and set you apart. In this case, a matching pink snake skin clutch and giant silver hair bow really make this sweater a fashion statement. Add fuchsia lipstick to complete your look.

Naughty Snowman

Character placement is everything when designing an ugly Christmas sweater and this strategically placed handstand snow man takes the cake. Impress the ladies with your carrot and jingle bells.