We all know the horrors of first dates. But what happens when the first date goes completely right and the second date goes completely wrong? You have to find out in these second date horror stories!
The Creeper Who Was Way Too Forward
After the previews started he pulled out a hairbrush, does the fake yawn to put his arm around me while holding the brush and starts brushing my hair. He then leans his head on my shoulder and starts smelling my hair.
The Dirty Laundry She Didn’t Need To Know
I get in his car and he tells me he lives with his grandma because his mom is a heroin addict. He then told me both his brothers are in a Chicago gang and had been arrested for murder. They wanted to meet me and when I said I wasn't comfortable with that he started screaming at me about being judgmental.
The Nazi Supporter
He was a pretty average guy and we both had an interest in distilling so we swung by his place after dinner to check out his absinthe set up. As we walked through his trailer I glanced at the pictures on the wall. Every one of them was historical photos of Nazis with himself photoshopped into them.
The Dedicated 7th Grader
Dude carved my name into his forearm with razor blades. Even misspelled the name. This was in 7th grade.
The Hidden Secret
Guy took me out for drinks, seemed great, then asked me to move in two weeks later. Than asked me for money for his phone bill. Then brought me an iPad. And then I realized he was a drug dealer.
The Text-aholic
I left the first date feeling good about it and we both agreed we should see each other again soon. Apparently his definition of soon was literally the next day. I had classes all the next day and didn't look at my phone, but when I did I had 5 missed calls and 20 texts yelling at me and insulting me.
The Real Life Smurf
I went over to his place and he points to a secret room where he had set up a huge replica of a Smurf village and he spent all of his time in there. He hoped I was into it but I was not.
The Frugal Date
Our date was basically a 2 hour power walk around town because he thought sitting was a waste of time. I also learned he hated pretty much everything and he started taking digs at me. When I decided to leave he made me sit and wait the 30 minutes until the meter ran out.
The Patient Dater
We get back to my apartment and when I got out he starts to as well. He followed me inside; I told him I had plans later and thanked him for the date to which he says he'd love to go with me. I tell him I need to go alone. Later my roommate texts me saying he's outside waiting in his car and when I came home the next morning he was still there waiting for me and asked if I was ready to get breakfast!
The Confused Artist
He asked if he could come up to my apartment. I declined and he said, "I don't want to have sex with you, I just want to stroke your back with a paintbrush until you fall asleep like my mom used to do for me."
The Woodland Date
We went for a walk in the woods where he pulled out a knife and started playing with it while complaining how much he hates his sister. The weirdest part is that I continued hanging out with him.
The Emasculated Gentleman
I'm a fairly tall girl and I was asked out by a guy shorter than me. He seemed to dig that I was taller than him but on our third date when, I wore platform sandals, he started yelling at me to change my shoes and accused me of trying to emasculate him.
The Overthinker
He proposed after a month of casual dating. He planned out our whole lives together, including basic details of our wedding, our children and our funerals (cremated and placed into an urn together).
The Lord Of The Rings Enthusiast
We were in a bookstore and he asked if I liked Lord of the Rings. I said I liked it but it wasn't my favorite. He stared at me intently and said, "It's REALLY important to me that you like Lord of the Rings." Luckily my lack of passion for it was enough of a turn off.
The Cartel Worker
On our date I mentioned how I was between jobs and a few days later he calls saying he found the perfect job for me. He wouldn't tell me any info on the job and insisted he go with me otherwise he'd get in trouble. When I said no he showed up at 9:30 pm shouting that I have to go with him. I filed a report and the cop thought it had to do with the cartel.