Although JoJo's season of The Bachelorette is just three weeks in, there's been plenty of drama to go around. While some big jabs have gone down, there are definitely some very important things that have slipped through the cracks.
The guys on this season seem to have a drama cloud pouring down on them.
Okay, maybe this one is kind of obvious, but who would have thought there’d be more whiney divas on a season of The Bachelorette than all of the seasons of The Bachelor combined.
We know absolutely nothing about most of the guys.
While it may be early in this love journey, we know absolutely nothing of value about any of the guys. Sure, Jordan used to play in the NFL & Grant is a hot firefighter, but what about the meaningful stuff? JoJo claims that stuff matters to her.
James Taylor is by far the best guy of the bunch.
The only person who seems to be more than a hot bod is James Taylor. He can sing, talk about his past and always has a smile on his face. Damn, finally someone with some substance.
There’s always that one person who gets way too drunk on the first night.
That person this year just so happened to be the obnoxious Canadian, Daniel. While his accent may make its way to your heart, his nude dive into the pool and other odd behaviors are just a big turn off. Why is he even still around?!
Although Daniel has had some odd sayings, his Chad comparison was spot on.
Daniel willingly compared Chad to Hitler and even better, Trump. Let’s be honest. We were all thinking it, Daniel just had the balls to say it and to his “friend” in the house at that!
Evan was definitely known as the snitch in high school.
Really, you couldn’t face your problems man to man? It’s one thing to let JoJo in on Chad’s awful behavior, but you had to run and cry to Chris Harrison? Be a man, not a whiney bitch, Evan. JoJo does not want a man who can’t stand up for himself.
In case you missed all of Chad’s weird eating habits, we’ll fill you in.
He just casually chows down on a sweet potato. A whole, raw sweet potato. And never mind the fact that he was shoveling down everything in site, including lunch meat at the freaking rose ceremony! C’mon bro, your protein intake can wait.
What started out as the most diverse season of the show, has quickly become an almost all white cast.
JoJo’s season started with 21 white & 6 minority suitors and after only three episodes, Grant is the only one remaining. For a show that’s been under fire in the past year for lack of diversity, it looks like this season will be no different.
Probably one of the most rewarding part of this season so far was Chad’s failed kiss.
You know how the love stories go, the girl falls for the jerk, but not in this case. When asked to tell a comedic sex story, Chad instead tried to tell JoJo he doesn’t care about their past and went in to plant a fat one on her. Instead, he just got the cheek and an epically failed mic drop.
Speaking of the sex talk date, Daniel’s sex story could definitely put him behind bars.
Daniel just keeps getting weirder and weirder. He chose to tell a story about tying a girl up during sex and cutting a piece of her hair off with the knife he always carries. If I was JoJo, I would have sent him home right then and there.
Derek was the only guy who stood up to Chad like an actual adult.
While most guys were crying to others about Chad or “wanting to go bro,” Derek actually talked to him like an adult should, admitted he was scared of Chad’s roid rage and point blank told it like it was. Props to you Derek.
Evan definitely did not “shove” Chad.
If you’re going to lie Chad, make sure the camera isn’t on you. You got mad Evan took a jab at your roid rage and ripped his shirt because of it. Then again, Evan got a little too upset about a lousy shirt. Move on bro.
The awkwardness that ensued with JoJo and Chase’s yoga date!
But seriously, what happened to the normal downward dog and child’s pose?! All that intensely loud grunting probably left our neighbors thinking we were watching some gruesome sex scene. Talk about an awkward first date.