11 Reasons Why Sleep And Pizza Comes Before Anyone Else (BAE)

While falling in love is great, falling asleep with a belly full of pizza is better. Stop wasting your time with all these "Scrubs" and go find yourself a comfortable bed and delicious takeout pizza. They're the only true companions left in this world.

Your bed will always be there for you.

You’ll never have to wait up all night for your bed to come home. It will always be there to embrace you.

Pizza will always put you first.

You can’t always count on your significant other to be there for you when you’re down in the dumps, but you can always count on pizza to give counsel. It’s been there for you all your life, and it’s never gotten tired of listening to your problems.

Your bed will never judge you.

Want to lie in bed and watch Netflix all day? No problem! Maybe you want to eat an entire box of chocolates? Go ahead! Your bed won’t tell you that you’re wasting time and need to be more productive by reading a book, doing your homework or simply taking a shower.

You can be yourself in bed.

You can sleep comfortably in your bed without worrying about how you look or smell. Unlike your significant other, your bed knows the real you and won’t judge you for not bathing after a long day at work.

Your bed won’t hog the blanket.

You can enjoy a good night’s sleep without having to worry about your bed hogging the covers and snoring all night long.

Pizza is there for your highest highs and lowest lows.

Unlike your significant other, pizza is reliable — you can always count on it to be there for you in times of need. It will comfort you and make you feel good about yourself. It’s seen you at your worst, and it’s STILL there for you.     

Pizza is all the intimacy you need.

Unlike a significant other, you and pizza never run the risk of going to bed angry. Also unlike your S.O., with pizza as your bedmate, you’re always guaranteed a piece.

Pizza is always down to cuddle.

When you come home from a hard day of work and you need some extra attention, pizza will be there to embrace you with cuddles.

Your bed accepts you — flaws and all. 

When you wake up with your makeup on after a night of binge drinking, your bed won’t look at you with disappointment. Your bed understands that every once in a while you need to have some fun, and waking up looking like the Joker is part of that.

You can sleep in.

Instead of staying up fighting with your significant other, you can fight with your pillow. Unlike a significant other, sleep won’t lie to you and argue with you. Instead of staying up and arguing about nothing, you can be cuddling with your pillow. 

Pizza is the perfect lover… 

Pizza inside of you feels a lot better than anything else. It’s great in the morning, but it’s usually a late-night thing. Pizza in your mouth is more satisfying than anything else.