While falling in love is great, falling asleep with a belly full of pizza is better. Stop wasting your time with all these "Scrubs" and go find yourself a comfortable bed and delicious takeout pizza. They're the only true companions left in this world.
Your bed will always be there for you.
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Pizza will always put you first.
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Your bed will never judge you.
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You can be yourself in bed.
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Your bed won’t hog the blanket.
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Pizza is there for your highest highs and lowest lows.
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Pizza is all the intimacy you need.
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Pizza is always down to cuddle.
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Your bed accepts you — flaws and all.
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You can sleep in.
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Pizza is the perfect lover…
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