First we had jeggings. Then we had jorts. Now, hot on the market this summer, we have…Jeados?

You heard me right: Jean. Speedos. For the ladies, quirky clothing company Shinesty also provides “Jeankinis” in classic one or two-piece styles. And no need to fret about chafed apple bottoms in these tight suits – it’s just a denim print on regular swimsuit material. Although, they do look fairly realistic.

Not everyone is nuts for this latest swimwear trend. Some twitter users share their opinions:
The blue jean speedo is undoubtedly the worst idea ever!
— Brad D (@bdor7189) May 30, 2019
Despite the negative comments, Shinesty is blowing swimwear competitors out of the water and is a dominant force in this summer’s jean pool. Their original Jeado style has already sold out and is available for pre-order only, and the light blue and black acid wash versions are selling fast.

The company seems to successfully ride up on the Jeado’s shock factor higher than your skinny jeans with shameless descriptions like: “It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too.”

If you or your man hear these brazen briefs calling you out of the deep American backwoods, then hurry up and grab your own itsy bitsy teenie weenie denim “Dong Sarong” mankini bottom before they’re all gone! If the thought of seeing someone out in public wearing a Jeado makes you want to flee for the deep American backwoods, then you better run for it because you might be seeing some skin this summer.
So, on a scale from “I need to wash my eyes” to “this speaks to my soul”, where do you stand? Share your opinion in the comments below!
Yee-Haw?

Or Yee-Naw?
