It didn't go well.
Between live-tweeting her flight from LAX to LAX, sharing moments from her family, and calling out alt-right conspiracy theorists, Chrissy Teigen is hailed as the Queen of Twitter. She’s just really freaking funny.
Recently, Teigen called on the Twittersphere for video game recommendations, and the results were hilarious.
“What are some good 2d games for my switch?” she tweeted. “I’m entering motion sickness time. I have Sonic Mania but losing rings peaks my anxiety and I can’t take Xanax.”
“Is prince of persia still around?” she continued. “I loved that game.”
Twitter user @redletterdave responded with his recommendation. “A lot of people swear by Stardew Valley,” he tweeted. “I liked it for a bit before getting into Mario.”
“Stardew valley it is!” Teigen tweeted back.
Stardew Valley is a role-playing farming game released in 2016, and it was strongly influenced by the Harvest Moon video game series. The gamer clears land, plants crops, tends to livestock and crafts goods, all while maintaining the character’s energy levels and advancing their social life with fellow villagers.
The game is, apparently, heavily addicting, as Twitter user @Tobziez warned.
Be careful. One day you'll try to pick it up for a few minutes and BAM!— Tobias (@Tobziez) January 9, 2018
6 hours have passed.
"…just one more day and I can unlock the greenhouse…"
“…and that’s the last time we heard from Chrissy,” tweeted @2ndHandTardis.
Oh boy you are going to regret this when youve played 36 consecutive hours— WonderPadoru @ frayref (@WonderPenguin) January 9, 2018
But Teigen’s little farm didn’t go as smoothly as one would hope.
“Ok wait.” she tweeted. “Playing stardew. Is step one to get my hoe and pickaxe on and clear my entire farm because I have to clean this sh*thole before I can be mentally strong enough to plant. But I’m also passing out a lot and the dr’s charge me. Wtf.”
It all went downhill from there.
She tweeted, “I’ve been told not to clear the entire farm. I have to quit then. I can’t go about my dating and crop planting knowing there are weeds by the pond. I just can’t I quit.”
“I already deleted it,” she continued. “I can’t take some of my meds pregnant and it’s just stressing me out not being able to clean. I like to do things on my own time, not the weather’s. I have the structure in my head. It’s just a really tough situation okay guys I’m SORRY.”
Maybe next time she should try out OG Virtual Villagers? Much more chill.
I've been told not to clear the entire farm. I have to quit then. I can't go about my dating and crop planting knowing there are weeds by the pond. I just cant. I quit— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 10, 2018
I already deleted it. I can't take some of my meds pregnant and it's just stressing me out not being able to clean. I like to do things on my own time, not the weather's. I have the structure in my head. it's just a really tough situation okay guys I'm SORRY— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 10, 2018