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This Brave Woman’s Story About Pooping On A First Date Is Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

By Kelsey Stoskopf
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What would you do if you had to poop on a first date? Take the risk and let it out? That's exactly what this brave soul did, but she never expected it to turn into the worst ending to her first date. This Twitter user even tweeted her whole horrific experience after the fact. Read on to hear her story.

The date started off on a good foot.

It started out as what seemed to be the happy ending to a good first date. 

But, the date quickly went downhill fast, real fast.

From 100 to 0 real quick. 

After a battle of bravery, the toilet would not flush.

'Cause what else can you do at that point?!

It really wouldn’t flush. It was stuck.

We can only imagine the sheer panic at this moment. 

There was only one viable solution, or at least the only thing thought of at the time.

She did what?!

And well, that solution wasn’t very thought out, to say the least.

Oh no, here comes the panic attack. 

One awful decision after another.

Oh god, oh god, oh god. What's happening?!

There’s only one thing to do with the poop now.

She put it in her purse?! Oh MY GOSH!

Just forget about it in your purse and try to move on.

Low key sweating from sheer panic and horror. 

He was trying to be nice and all she had was crap on her mind.

What if it starts to smell?!

He’s going to the bathroom now too!

Please let the toilet work for her too. Oh please let it work. 

And the moment of truth was upon her.

Here goes nothing! 

Praise God, it actually worked this time!

"I'm a survivor. I'm gonna make it."

Well that was one crappy ending to a good first date.

misunderstoodworm via Instagram.com

The less he knows, the better. 

Okay, it’s a little funny looking back at it.

misunderstoodworm via Instagram.com

Seriously, who has that kind of first date story?!

And the moral of the story here is?

misunderstoodworm via Instagram.com

Don't drink coffee, unless you want poop in your purse. 

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