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People Share The Stupidest, Shallowest Reasons They Ended A Relationship

By Kelsey Stoskopf
Inside Creative House

Relationships are hard work. From long distance to annoying habits, we all have our deal breakers. These 20 people share their shallow reasons for breaking up with a S.O. Some of them will definitely surprise you. 

The Cheap Driver

"They raised the toll 75 cents going across this bridge I had to hit to get to her and it wasn't worth it anymore." (source)

The PDA Offender

"He kissed his dad goodnight on the lips." (source)

The Anti-Commitment Girl

"I broke up with a guy because he bought my dog a toy. I thought he was moving too fast." (source)

The Horrific Accident

"My present boyfriend "faked his death" over the phone with his first little girlfriend when he was 14." (source)

The Smelly Gal

"I stopped seeing a girl because her skin smelled like burnt toast." (source)

The Unimpressed Texter

"I stopped replying to his texts because he would begin with, 'hi.'" (source)

The Sculptor

"He was a trainer and I realized when we were working out it'd be all butt exercises, because he was trying to sculpt his dream woman." (source)

The Terrible Cook

"She didn't know how to scramble eggs." (source)

The Double Take

"She had the same name as my sister." (source)

The Loud Girl

"When making tea, she didn't stir it, but clanked the spoon noisily against each side of the cup repeatedly." (source)

The Actor Look-Alike

"He reminded me of Michael Scott." (source)

The Shallow Dude

"Stopped talking to a girl because she started gaining weight." (source)

The Man Child

"He was 29 and had braces." (source)

The Grossed Out Eater

"She put too much mayo on everything she ate." (source)

The Pungent Cologne

"I didn't like his cologne." (source)

The Sweaty One

"She had a permanently sweaty forehead and I didn't like her accent." (source)

The Absurd Cereal Guy

"He used water in his cereal instead of milk." (source)

The Drama Queen

"We don't fight enough so he must not care about this relationship as much as I do." (source)

The Twilight Fan

"I was dumped by someone who started reading Twilight books and was told, 'You're like my Jacob, I want to find my Edward.'" (source)

The Grammar Police

"My friend once dumped a girl because she misused hyphens." (source)

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