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Only Non-Girly Girls Will Understand These Things

By Kelsey Stoskopf
Branislav Nenin

While some girls love to get dolled up and won't be seen without makeup on, others absolutely can't stand the thought of doing such a thing. Some girls would rather throw on leggings, a grungy t-shirt and head out the door for a day of four-wheeling. These 20 struggles are only things non-girly girls will understand. 

When other girl’s talk about makeup, all you hear is a foreign language.

"Do you have MAC 4582B6 Matte Grape?" What in the world?!

You feel most comfortable in a baggy t-shirt and leggings.

'Cause let's be honest, leggings are your life. And sweatpants, they work wonders too.

You consider heels the enemy.

They cause you to bleed and that's not okay unless it's from a fun adventure. 

And you’re a proud member of the no makeup club.

'Cause let's be honest, you'd end up like a clown if you tried to put on makeup. 

And let’s be honest, dresses are awful too.

'Cause spreading your legs is just "unacceptable" in a dress.

Your hairstyles are either up, down or homeless. No complicated braid for you.

Most of the time it's homeless.

You’d rather play in dirt than wear it on your face.

No gross face masks for you.

And if it is on your face, it’s because you fell off your four-wheeler.

You just couldn't help but go too fast. 

You couldn’t care less about the number of shoes in your closet. A few pairs is enough.

More like one. Only one pair.

You’d rather spend your money on tickets to your favorite sporting team anyway.

'Cause what's better than beer and baseball?!

Your female friends always seem to be offended by your male sense of humor.

But that doesn't stop you from making those crude jokes. At least you think they're funny.

Let’s be honest, pink is definitely not your color.

In fact, it makes you throw up a little bit inside. 

You base how good your day is going to be off of your ability to put on pants, not off how well your makeup looks.

Putting on pants can be hard work. 

And you’re lucky if you even manage to brush your hair.

Brushing your hair is even harder. 

When you do have to dress up for something, other people completely lose their minds.

And make a point to tell you over and over that you should dress like this all the time.

Your girly friends are always trying to give you a makeover.

They go as far as to try and tie you down so you can't run away.

You didn’t grow up wanting to be a princess.

Nor did you ever waste your time with Barbies. Unless you were burying them in the dirt. 

You absolutely hate manicures and don’t get why your friends get one every week.

Your hands are just going to get dirty anyway.

Your hair products include a brush and that’s it.

Who needs all that other junk?!

But you love your style and yourself!

So you'll never stop being a non-girly girl. 

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