The gym is the perfect place to people watch. From gym princess to gym stalker, these cats pretty much sum up everyone you see while working out.

The Stalker
The Stalker
There's always that one person who likes to stare at you while you're trying to enjoy your workout, and he's not secretive about it in the slightest.
The Cardio Nut
The Cardio Nut
There are those select few that can endure hours of torture on the stairmaster, dripping with sweat from head to toe.
The Screamer
The Screamer
Oh, the screamer, the one who no matter how loud your music is, you can still hear their obnoxious grunts and battle cries as if they were right next to you. Be sure to watch out for flying weights, too!
The Couch Potato
The Couch Potato
Instead of actually breaking a sweat, these couch potatoes just sit on a machine scrolling through their Facebook page. It must be thumb day.
The Hungover College Kid
The Hungover College Kid
If you see a college kid walk in, sunglasses on, Powerade in hand, heading straight for the sauna, chances are he's just there to sweat out the 30 pack he promised he'd save for the weekend.
The Pre-Madonna
The Pre-Madonna
There's always that one girl whose hair stays perfectly curled no matter how many laps around the track.
Mister Out Of Place
Mister Out Of Place
The fanny packs, the flip flops, the khaki pants, they've just got to go.
The 5 A.M. Crew
The 5 A.M. Crew
The go-getters, the early birds, the ones most likely to look like they just rolled out of bed.
The Naked Old Guy
The Naked Old Guy
There's always a few overconfident, overexposing old men in the locker room.
The Fashionista
The Fashionista
From the latest style of LuLu's to spotless Nike's, this fashionista is always dressed up, color coordinated and all — for the gym.
The Weird-Face Guy
The Weird-Face Guy
No matter what this guy can never keep a straight face. Whether he looks like he's in excruciating pain or like he just got a whiff of bad B.O., you can't help but laugh at his facial expressions.
The Abs Girl
The Abs Girl
The girl that's just at the gym to get her summer six pack.
The Wrestler
The Wrestler
Covered head to toe in sweats, no matter the season, they're just there to get their sweat on.
The Zumba Dancer
The Zumba Dancer
They dance to the beat of their own drum and can be found hovering in the lobby anxiously waiting to get their groove on.
The Chatty Cathy
The Chatty Cathy
'Cause the whole point of going to the gym is to chat with everyone you come into contact with right? Thank goodness for headphones.
The Swolemates
The Swolemates
They do every lift together, every cardio session together and they even have cute matching "swolemate" shirts.
The Drill Sergeant Trainer
The Drill Sergeant Trainer
From his yells to his tips on how to crank up your workout, he always has to make it known he's the toughest trainer.
The Social Butterfly
The Social Butterfly
Similar to the "Chatty Cathy," this gym-goer likes to say hi to everyone at the gym. From the front desk girl to the first-timer, this person knows everyone.
The Complainer
The Complainer
"It's leg day and my legs still hurt from last leg day!"

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