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19 Ways Cats Perfectly Describe People You’ll Meet At The Gym

By Minq Team
Luna Vandoorne

The gym is the perfect place to people watch. From gym princess to gym stalker, these cats pretty much sum up everyone you see while working out.

The Stalker

There’s always that one person who likes to stare at you while you’re trying to enjoy your workout, and he’s not secretive about it in the slightest.

The Cardio Nut

There are those select few that can endure hours of torture on the stairmaster, dripping with sweat from head to toe.

The Screamer

Oh, the screamer, the one who no matter how loud your music is, you can still hear their obnoxious grunts and battle cries as if they were right next to you. Be sure to watch out for flying weights, too!

The Couch Potato

Instead of actually breaking a sweat, these couch potatoes just sit on a machine scrolling through their Facebook page. It must be thumb day.

The Hungover College Kid

If you see a college kid walk in, sunglasses on, Powerade in hand, heading straight for the sauna, chances are he’s just there to sweat out the 30 pack he promised he’d save for the weekend.

The Pre-Madonna

There’s always that one girl whose hair stays perfectly curled no matter how many laps around the track.

Mister Out Of Place

The fanny packs, the flip flops, the khaki pants, they’ve just got to go.

The 5 A.M. Crew

The go-getters, the early birds, the ones most likely to look like they just rolled out of bed.

The Naked Old Guy

There’s always a few overconfident, overexposing old men in the locker room.

The Fashionista

From the latest style of LuLu’s to spotless Nike’s, this fashionista is always dressed up, color coordinated and all — for the gym.

The Weird-Face Guy

No matter what this guy can never keep a straight face. Whether he looks like he’s in excruciating pain or like he just got a whiff of bad B.O., you can’t help but laugh at his facial expressions.

The Abs Girl

The girl that’s just at the gym to get her summer six pack.

The Wrestler

Covered head to toe in sweats, no matter the season, they’re just there to get their sweat on.

The Zumba Dancer

They dance to the beat of their own drum and can be found hovering in the lobby anxiously waiting to get their groove on.

The Chatty Cathy

‘Cause the whole point of going to the gym is to chat with everyone you come into contact with right? Thank goodness for headphones.

The Swolemates

They do every lift together, every cardio session together and they even have cute matching “swolemate” shirts.

The Drill Sergeant Trainer

From his yells to his tips on how to crank up your workout, he always has to make it known he’s the toughest trainer.

The Social Butterfly

Similar to the “Chatty Cathy,” this gym-goer likes to say hi to everyone at the gym. From the front desk girl to the first-timer, this person knows everyone.

The Complainer

“It’s leg day and my legs still hurt from last leg day!”

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