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Thoughts We’ve All Had While Trying To Get The Perfect Brows

By Kelsey Stoskopf
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In today's day and age, a perfect brow game is critical (okay, maybe not, but we're lead to believe so.) And let's be honest, getting that strong brow game is down right challenging. From screams to cries, we've all definitely had these 17 thoughts while trying to get our brows on point. 

Why do my brows never look like those girls’ on the makeup tutorials?!

Why is it so difficult?

They’re never even. Ever.

Like ever.

Seriously, one looks like it just stepped off the red carpet and the other looks like it came out of a dumpster.

So over this.

Oh sure, let me just draw a perfectly shaped brow on my face like I’m some Vincent Van Gogh.

'Cause it's soooo easy.

Nope, those weren’t supposed to be eyebrows anyway, just fuzzy caterpillars on my face.

Yep, just caterpillars on my face.

Nope, that definitely just turned out to be a misshaped comma.

It's like I'm a grammar lesson.

Let me just gently wipe away this one mistake. NOOOO I took off way too much!

Why do my eyebrows hate me?!

Great now they are way too dark.

Ugh, my life.

Everyone I see today is going to think, “dang look at those brows,” and cringe in horror.

Yep, they're definitely staring.

But if I don’t do something to them, my eyebrows will look like they have gaping craters in them. Ugh.

Oh look, we just landed on the moon!

Seriously, how do those stupid tutorials make it look so easy?!

I just don't understand!

*Takes 5 minutes to put on concealer, foundation, eyeliner and mascara. Takes 30 minutes to get semi-perfect brows.*

Let me just spend hours getting ready.

Can I just hire someone solely to do my eyebrows every morning? PLEASE?! Pretty please?!

Any takers out there? Anyone? No? Okay.

Ugh, why didn’t I notice those hideous hairs that need to be plucked?! The brows are ruined now!

Why must you do this to me?!

God just didn’t give me the talents to be an eyebrow master.

My talents must lie elsewhere.

They’re coming off! I’m just going to shave my eyebrows now!

That's it. Where's the razor?! I'm about to be Britney circa 2007 in here.

Forget it.

As always, this is as good as it's going to get. 

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