12 Problems Only Blondes Understand

There's nothing like being a blonde. Something about those golden locks makes you feel like you are the most powerful and sexiest woman in any room. But blondes don't always have more fun. Every blonde bombshell understands these downsides that come with her hair color.

Winter Is Coming

Dreading fall and winter fashions is an annual ritual. Let’s face it, blondes don’t necessarily look their best in mustards, browns or winter whites. While brunettes are lavishing in the warm, golden hues of fall, you are left behind the scenes.

No Color Changes

If you are a natural blonde who has tried out a different hair color, then you already know that the only hair color that works for you is blonde. Most natural blondes look unnatural with brown, black, or red hair. You may be the envy of blonde worshippers, but every girl loves a change. Unfortunately for you, the result is that darker color makes you appear washed out.

Damaged Hair

And as for unnatural blondes, while you new blonde ‘do probably looks amazing, the health of your hair isn’t going to be the same. Welcome to endless damage as you bleach the life out of your previously healthy locks. Before you have time to soak up all of the blonde attention, those contrasting roots will make an appearance!

Celeb Comparisons

Celebrity comparisons are nonstop, no matter what hairstyle you choose. Pixie cut? You look like Carey Mulligan. Sideswept bob? You are channeling Marylin. Big, teased style? You look like Farrah.

No Perfect Shaves

Blonde hair everywhere! In fact, most blondes won’t even realize the little pockets of hair that they missed when shaving. While you are fortunate not to have to stress over hairy looking legs, it can be frustrating to never get a perfect shave.

Green Hair

If you were a blonde child of summer, you know the hue. A faded, light green version of your previously golden crown meant you logged many hours in the pool.

Brunette Envy

Brunette envy exists, and the struggle is real! Every blonde has a moment of brunette envy. Perhaps you wish to be taken more seriously, want to dress differently or would like to experience one day without a blonde joke.

The Stereotype

Speaking of blonde jokes, you will hear nonstop! As a blonde, you are realize from an early age that people think your hair color is somehow intrinsically linked to your intelligence. Hopefully this completely untrue myth will go away sometime soon.

Experimenting With Red Hair

The need for danger will arise, and you will answer by going red. Why, you ask? Red constitutes the true blonde opposite. Unfortunately, you realize that red is not a color to toy with and are back to a lighter hue in no time.

Invisible Brows And Lashes

Forget about furling your brow or batting your eyelashes. If you are a natural blonde, chances are those brows and lashes are practically transparent.

Cover Up

It’s ladies night, and you are feeling right! Just make sure you dress a little more conservatively than your brunette girlfriends. Blondes are treated with a little less respect than their dark haired counterparts.

Always Stay Perky

Feeling a little gloomy? Make sure you turn that frown upside down, sunshine! Nobody accepts a downtrodden mood from a blonde.