If you are having trouble catching World Cup 2014 fever because you're not a huge soccer fan, don't worry. Here are 13 amazingly hot reasons why you need to tune into the games. WARNING: The following pictures may cause shortness of breath, loss of interest in your current significant other, sever obsession, and in some rare cases, heart attack.
The Portuguese football captain may be out of the World Cup, but he will forever hold a special place in our hearts. Admit it, he is one of the only reasons you actually watch the games. But sadly ladies, Ronaldo's model girlfriend makes him off limits...for now.
We are eternally grateful that Bosnia and Herzegovina were able to perform in the World Cup this year for the sole reason of Asmir Begovic. The gorgeous goalkeeper definitely knows how to capture the soccer ball, as well as our hearts. Don't worry ladies, he speaks English, as well as three other languages: Bosnian, German, and French.
The forward for the Ivory Coast is not only drop dead gorg, but he also played a pivotal role in bringing peace to his country after a five-year civil war. After leading his nation to the World Cup finals in 2005, he begged everyone to lay down their arms. Within the week, his wish was granted. I think I'm in love.
If you aren't a big soccer fan, German defender, Mats Hummel can change your mind in a second. Aside from being a famous footballer, he is also a supermodel! He just did a GQ Germany photo shoot with his girlfriend, Cathy Fischer.
The Mexican footballer is tall, dark, and handsome. And look at that smile! Don't look too long, you might hurt your eyes with his hotness. He is not only Mexico's top defender but also one of our top sexiest soccer players.
The Brazilian forward has achieved a lot at only 22, apart from being breathtakingly beautiful. His athletic skill and hot body have not only made him Brazil's poster boy but also a fashion model. He recently landed a Vogue cover alongside fellow Brazilian Gisele Bundchen.
This English player definitely knows how to show off, and not just with the soccer ball. Johnson is known for his love of ripping off his shirt to reveal is rock hard bod. Hey, we aren't complaining! Strip to your heart's desire, Glen.
Oh la la, the 27-year-old French striker is another great reason to tune into the games. His baby blue eyes, chiseled jawline, and big tattooed biceps resemble everyone's famous footballer, David Beckham. He's also a star player, but who really cares about that?
Is it a rule that all footballers have to have washboard abs and bulging biceps? Tim Cahill, from Australia, is no exception to this awesome rule. The hunky forward is an all-time top scorer for his national team. He's a top scorer in the looks department too. We give him a 10!
The Spanish mild-fielder slide tackled the opponent while we tackled the urge to hug him through the TV. If you want to keep your sanity, do NOT Google shirtless pictures of him. Sadly, he's no longer available. He has found his soul mate Danielle Semaan (sob) and the sexy couple have an adorable daughter together.
With his sexy face, awesome hair flow, and rockin' bod how could you not cheer for Team USA? The American midfielder has stolen the hearts of many as he competes for the cup. It's no surprise that US's hottest player is taken by girlfriend, Abra House, who is trying to keep a low profile. Ha, good luck honey.
Switzerland's midfielder is such a cutie! This crazy young player, only 21, is also crazy smart. His teammates call him "Young Einstein" because of his love of science. Good looking, athletic talent, and a brain; it doesn't get much better than that.
The Grecian 26-year-old midfielder is nothing short of a Greek god. He can even rock a stache without losing a smidge of his attractiveness. We are only mere mortals compared to his godliness.