Whether it's on purpose or not, the ladies in these guys' lives are just downright creepy! It's a wonder these fellas ever get a night of rest with their unsettling significant other hanging around, creeping up the place.
"My wife occasionally tries to make visual contact with my butthole. She's never made any kind of sexual advance in that sense. Just, every once in awhile, I'll catch her sneaking up on me when I'm naked or changing with this goofy look on her face. I'm sure she only does this because I act super self-conscious of my butt area. Usually, I'll notice her and run away giggling.
She's hasn't yet been able to confirm, visually, whether or not I actually have a butthole, which I guess means I'm winning" (Source)